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Tell your blokes to learn this terminology, it could avoid unnecessary arguements.
 
Words Women Use:
 
1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
6) That's Ok: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong?";  for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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