Thanks Rob for your kind words / support.
Being 'vertically challenged'

I'd checked the camber before dismounting as even if I'd managed to get off on a gradient it could have been very iffy getting back on again! (had read the tips, think on one of the other sections, about how to park on gradients etc). We were in quite an exposed area (hills) and so I think the wind 'rocking' the bike is what caused it to sink on one side and then finally fall over. Yes, I was very annoyed to say the least

and there were quite a few expletives (chose not to publish these!). The most gutting thing (well nearly...!!!!) is Mike's bike is twice the weight and has only a sidestand - this was parked only a few feet away (without a puck) and did not suffer the same fate.........
I'm not sure I've been introduced to Mr T yet - is he a bit of an inventor whizz? It would be good if you could get a 'bone shaped' puck for centre stands, but this would need to be sufficiently rigid so as to distribute the weight evenly and not to bow in the centre - what do you guys think? Perhaps I should get my jigsaw out and re-shape my plank of wood

!!